Couldn't the North Vietnamese have tortured John McCain just a little bit more? I know that would mean no Meghan McCain, but I think the world could live with that, too. Plus, Alaska would still have Governor Sarah Palin, perhaps for decades.
I pretty much gave up on humanity the day I learned that Levi actually had some kind of agents and image consultants working their way toward turning him into an actor/book author/etc.
Why are all of these wastes of flesh getting rich while I'm sitting here stressing out over going grocery shopping? I'm a decent person, goddamnit. I try to be nice to everyone, work my butt off for everything I have, I'm damn smart, and not too hard on the eyes, but I can't even catch a break from a kit-kat bar.
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Sorry. Rant over. Sometimes it gets the best of me.
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Couldn't the North Vietnamese have tortured John McCain just a little bit more? I know that would mean no Meghan McCain, but I think the world could live with that, too. Plus, Alaska would still have Governor Sarah Palin, perhaps for decades.
See. See? This is why the terrorists hate us and we can't have nice things anymore.
You are beyond right, Eric.
I pretty much gave up on humanity the day I learned that Levi actually had some kind of agents and image consultants working their way toward turning him into an actor/book author/etc.
Sad, sad fucking species we are.
Well, TLC is planning a reality series around ol'Todd Palin so would they take this up? Mmmmm no, I think we're talking Bravo for this.
And then President Sarah can have one on Fox right outa the Whitehouse.
Please, let there be an asteroid on it's way here!
Why are all of these wastes of flesh getting rich while I'm sitting here stressing out over going grocery shopping? I'm a decent person, goddamnit. I try to be nice to everyone, work my butt off for everything I have, I'm damn smart, and not too hard on the eyes, but I can't even catch a break from a kit-kat bar.
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Sorry. Rant over. Sometimes it gets the best of me.
Is this the only reason they're getting married? For the show infamy and the money? Well, let's hear it for good ol' family values!
I can't wait to see the clauses defined in this pre-nup. "All Playgirl royalties will go straight to the Royal Elks Club"
Even Barnum + Bailey couldn't come up with a better shit show.
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