Thursday, July 15, 2010

Bonus Quote of the Day


"It's right up there with 'That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.'"

-- Jim Norton, on the cultural significance of the Mel Gibson quote, "I deserve to be blown first... before the fucking jacuzzi"

7 comments:

motheralex said...

"Because I don't want my mustache wax getting into the filter, Dammit!"

Chez said...

Exactly. And thanks, Alex. Very kind of you.

Anonymous said...

"You went to sleep and didn't blow me." is my favorite line. It can be said in so many ways: happy, sad, angry, disappointed, horrified...

I want to use it at least once a day in conversation: "Oh, I owe you $5? I forgot. Well, you went to sleep and didn't blow me."

~sugartits

Rivalen said...

Around the house my wife now follows up every request with, "...but first your gonna blow me."

It is a wonderful thing Mel has given us.

Le Penseur said...

One thing is abundantly clear: Oksana Grigorievna gives great head. As a rich and famous man, Mel Gibson wouldn't have to do very much to get one or even several women to rock his mike. Therefore, I have to conclude that the reason that he is so upset that Oksana in particular isn't blowing him is that five-star 'mouth and lip service' is hard to find.

IBG said...

The Mel Gibson tapes -- it's like blogger T-ball. So I took my swing and, as a regular Huffpo contributor, sent it in... and it was rejected, which has only happened a couple times over the years. So I stuck it on my blog, which has basically one follower, and I'm pretty sure she's insane. So, I figured, what the fuck, maybe some other people would enjoy it. So, here...

Jesus Calls Mel Gibson. ibreal.blogspot.com

kanye said...

Yeah, that's great and all, but can he work the word "jism" into casual conversation?