Monday, July 12, 2010

Bonus Quote of the Day


"I will put that in your mouth and you will accept it."

-- Rick Sanchez to Erick Erickson this afternoon on Rick's List

What Sanchez was actually trying to say is that it was fair to take something Erickson had said in a certain way -- meaning that he wasn't wrong in making a specific assumption, in "putting words" in Erickson's mouth.

But yeah, the way he said it made me spit Crystal Lite iced tea all over my computer.

Freakin' Rick, man.

14 comments:

SteveR said...

He's so dirty.

pete parada said...

he will come over there and burn your fucking house down.....but you will blow him first. seems like rick is getting in touch with his inner mel gibson.

Le Penseur said...

For a second there, I thought you had put up another Mel Gibson quote.

Jim said...

"...and then I'll burn down your house."

Anonymous said...

Is Crystal Lite iced tea your euphemism for something?

Anonymous said...

The only thing that would make that quote any funnier is if the Rickster was squatting over a map while he was saying it.

Anonymous said...

um....oh sorry for the pause, I was having a flashback to my wedding night....

kanye said...

Sounds like Rick's auditioning for the priesthood.

Chez said...

Hmmm... One of mine I was on drugs, the second ended with me going to bed sexually frustrated, and the third I had to deal with the nagging feeling that the wedding somehow didn't live up to her standards. At the very least I finally learned an important lesson about marriage.

Alanna said...

you and the Crystal Lite.

Chez said...

I'm bucking for an endorsement.

Thomas B said...

Fuck that Heineken shit! Crystal ... Iced Tea! Say it, say it ... Here's to your fuck, Chez...

Chez said...

We love Ben.

slouchmonkey said...

Blue Velvet. Nicely played, Thomas B.