Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Magnum Farce



This is real. This woman really is running for Congress in Arizona's 3rd district.

There seriously isn't enough Clozapine in the fucking world to put even a dent in this kind of insanity.

(via Cesca)

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't think that she can shoot very well. The scene with the semi-auto handgun looks like it was all over the place. I'd be afraid.

Anonymous said...

As someone who has lost a family member to senseless gun violence that no amount of gun possession would have stopped (I'd say it's fairly hard to defend yourself when someone essentially snipes you from his second story window next door...), this makes me sick.

She can go to hell.

Che Grovera said...

This is nothing new...it worked for Schwarzenegger!

VOTAR said...

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Le Penseur said...

Now this is definitely what the Founding Fathers had in mind.....

Unrelated Note: Why do you look so gaunt in your profile pic?

Deacon Blue said...

Don't worry, Anon...she wasn't aiming at any real Americans. She was on the border doing some solo work trying to help alleviate the illegal immigrant problem in Arizona, since that wimpy new law there allowing police to "demand papers" of anyone who "looks" illegal just isn't enough.

I think Bill White was supposed to be there, too, with her...but his F-150 needed some repairs and he couldn't make it.

Anonymous said...

I used to work at the AZ Capitol building and it was my first introduction into politics up close. At the time it seemed ... normal I guess, for what politics was like, but now I wonder how much crazy I saw. This name is familiar, I can't remember if she was a state representative. But I guess Palin-drafting was an inevitable tactic.

Chez said...

I'm auditioning for a part in 28 Months Later, Pen.

Actually, I've just lost a bunch of weight. It's the single person's diet, I guess. For the record, I look much healthier than it seems -- it's just that everyone's used to seeing me heavier.

Besides, it makes my schvantz look bigger.

Christine said...

I love that in the 40 odd seconds, they don't give you any substance at all about her stance on anything because they're so busy showing you pictures of her holding a gun... which, hey, gotta hand it to them for knowing what appeals to their core demographic.

But sweet fancy moses, her voice may actually make Palin's sound soothing. No wonder they didn't let her speak.

cousinavi said...

@ Chez
Schvantz?
Something weird about an Italian speaking Yiddish.
Tho, I suppose splitting your time between NY and Miami, one is forced to adapt.

Tabi said...

It looks to me more like you are auditioning for a part in a blues band. ;o)

Mart said...

I once lived in a country where they foolishly banned automatic weapons. The politicians claimed machine guns are not needed for sport hunting, and are really only good for mowing people down. It makes me so happy to see this country come to its senses with politicians now firing these same weaapons in ads to get themselves elected. I feel so much safer now.

Trixi said...

I love Votar.

...and the capital of Nebraska is LINCOLN!

slouchmonkey said...

"The popcorn you are eating has been pissed in. Film at eleven."

Anonymous said...

Votar--A Kentucky Fried Movie reference--thank you!!

The ad is terrifying, I can't believe it is real.

Chez, what about the pompadour hair? Single guy hairdo?

Anonymous said...

So she's kind of hot and can fire weapon... BFD. This ad is pandering to NRA rednecks who think with their dicks and wank to Palin.

Luckily for Gorman that's the voting majority in AZ.

J. Dack said...

single person's diet

Pizza and Spaghetti O's are good for weight loss?

Fuck, and I've been eating all this rabbit food for nothing.

rektide said...

kids, do not follow this bad lady's example. always wear ear protection when firing automatic weaponry or when in confined spaces. hearing loss is no joke.