Monday, May 24, 2010

Panic Womb


Just a warning: The official press secretariat and PR firm of the Duggar family has called a news conference for today. In other words, the Duggars are reportedly booked on the Today Show this morning.

Plan accordingly.

(Update: So I didn't see and I don't really have time to go looking -- anybody got a status report?)

(Update 2: They either got bumped -- which is doubtful -- or weren't scheduled in the first place. False alarm. You can go about your business. Nice drill for the real thing, though.)

10 comments:

Fred said...

Is it caption time again? Please? I've got one:

"Yes, son- You can go back in and take a look around."

Ok, maybe it seemed funnier in my head.

Narbe said...

I realize this is a Capt. Obvious type question, but doesn't the mom/clown-car vagina seem brainwashed?

Groundloop said...

"Narbe said...

I realize this is a Capt. Obvious type question, but doesn't the mom/clown-car vagina seem brainwashed?"


Only in a "Must make crotch fruit for Christ" kinda way.

em said...

So let's see--either another pregnancy or a massively prolapsed uterus? Ooh, or a new theme park based on that Slip-n-Slide anatomical structure she calls a birth canal?

toastie said...

They're announcing a new Food Network show called Everyday Placenta.

Alanna said...

The Label on this is so fitting. STOP FUCKING ... DUGGARS!

Southern Fried Fatty said...

"Panic Womb" hehe

Deacon Blue said...

I'm not sure if I'm dreading or hoping that they might announce upcoming twins or triplets...or perhaps a litter of dingoes.

Tricia L. said...

Well - someone cancelled. They were supposed to appear on Today, according to this link:

http://www2.timesdispatch.com/rtd/entertainment/television/article/TVTV0524_20100523-164002/346446/

60ft6in said...

Is it true that all of the Duggars are going to get matching Fox Noise emblem tattoos? They should save their money by getting branded like the family in Port Angeles, Washington! The branding father was acquitted. Precedence has been established. Put the branding iron on the fire Duggars!