Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Quote of the Day

"Many women who do not dress modestly lead men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which increases earthquakes."

-- Iran's answer to Pat Robertson, cleric Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi, on the real cause of all the natural disasters the Earth has suffered through lately

There's easily an "earthquake in my pants" joke to be made, but that's beneath me. Then again, I'm probably not the right person to talk to these days about what shouldn't be blamed on women.


Alanna said...

oh for fuck's sake.

MrWonkles said...

Nobody wants to come out and say it, but quotes like this are why the world at large is remiss in allowing Iran nuclear technology: the people in charge there are uncompromisingly retarded.

They'd build a missile, aim it at the US and end up hitting Madagascar.

Of course it would be kinda funny to see how they'd deal with angry rapping hippos with 3rd degree radiation burns.

Nathan said...

There's a FaceBook group promoting "BoobQuake" this coming Monday. They're gonna see if enough women show enough cleavage simultaneously, can they cause an earthquake! They're kinda hoping to direct it at Iran, but they're not sure it's that precise a weapon.

kanye said...

This is silly. Everybody knows that there's no correlation between how a woman chooses to dress and the frequency or intensity with which she earthquakes.

That goes double for tsunamis.

Amii said...

BlagHag is doing the boobquake protest, and I plan to join in. It was just an offhand joke she made about it that grew, as happens on these our interwebz.

I look forward to lots of seizmic activity on Monday.

(its all in the momentum.)