Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Quote of the Day

"Last week was a rough week for Gayle when a so-called biography came out. Every day she's getting herself more and more worked up about all of my new daddies that are now showing up. New daddies who are saying, 'Hello daughter, call me, I need a new roof.' Well, this too shall pass."

-- Oprah, commenting on how her lesbian lover "best friend" Gayle is actually more upset over a new unauthorized Kitty Kelley biography than she is, proving that you never mess with somebody's meal ticket


BenoƮt from Ottawa said...

Minor typo but: she seems to spell her name 'KellEy', going by the book's dustjacket.

Milton said...

wouldn't it be really funny (and great!) if it turned out that, after all, Oprah was never really poor and was never really abused when she was a kid? somehow, to me, that just makes the world make a lot more sense... but that's just me.