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Monday, March 15, 2010
Palinocalypse
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Can you imagine how the big news networks will approach the end of the world in 2012 when Palin is elected?
I predict we'll just see Keith Oberman drinking from a 40oz Jack Daniels on MSNBC, Anderson Cooper frantically loading a shotgun for the impending zombie Apocalypse, while Glenn Beck and the other Fox folks celebrate with champagne and orgies, just before a meteor squishes them flat.
..On second thought, can I just dream about that last part, with a meteor squishing Beck flat?
How to knock on doors
to get Sarah elected:
Knock, knock!
Whos there?
Palin...
Palin who?
Palinocalypse...
Who ?!?!
Palin... Knockers... Lips!
Just a minute please! Be right there!
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(joke)
Total explanation for the end of the Mayan calendar!
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