A little note from the management: I just got home after undergoing some pretty major oral surgery.
I currently look like a stroke victim because of the novocaine and I'd soon be in very serious pain were it not for the bottle of Vicodin that's going to be my best friend for the next 48 hours or so.
Bottom line: I probably won't be of much use for the rest of the day.
*Any comments left by women which attempt to either confirm or strongly refute (rowr!) this statement won't be published. Probably not.