Hey V! ... Guess what? This ain't really for you, unless you want to be my job reference to Chez. He likes you better than me. Otherwise, I'm borrowing your camouflage to try to secretly fill out an application for someone's job here by hiding in my link shrinker: http://we8.us/m It should work, since apparently that person ain't much of a reader.
I'm a veteran network news producer and manager, a regular contributor to the Huffington Post and the Daily Banter, and a writer who's been featured in the New York Observer and the Village Voice. I'm also the author of a book called Dead Star Twilight and the founder of DXM Media, a firm specializing in television production as well as social media strategies and consulting. On top of all that nonsense, I'm the co-host of "The Bubble Genius Bob & Chez Show" podcast and radio show with Bob Cesca. To find out more about me and/or throw money at me, go here. You can contact me at deusexmalcontent@gmail.com or chez@dxmmedia.com
A special edition of my full-length memoir, Dead Star Twilight, is now available in e-book format on a pay-what-you-want basis. The downloaded is absolutely free; if you choose to pay for it, just click the "donate" button below the download link. Pay whatever you'd like. Pay nothing. It's your choice.
"As a blogger, Chez Pazienza is filled with outrage, passion and insight -- delivered with a distinctive point of view, a wicked sense of humor, and a two-fisted style of prose. In Dead Star Twilight, he turns all these on himself -- and produces a fierce, funny, disturbing, but ultimately uplifting memoir. This is the book A Million Little Pieces dreamed of being."
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NOTEWORTHY THINGS SAID ABOUT ME & THIS SITE BY PEOPLE WHO'VE ACTUALLY ACCOMPLISHED SOMETHING IN LIFE
"Interesting, unique... generally unassailable points."
-- Chuck Klosterman, best-selling author of Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs and Eating the Dinosaur
"That mad bent towards suicidal honesty that all my favorite people share."
-- David Baerwald, Golden Globe-nominated singer-songwriter
"Cuts through media bullshit like a hot knife through bullshit."
-- Drew Curtis, founder of Fark.com
"Pazienza could be accused of many things... but he could never be faulted for dumbing us down. His glued-shut prose and bawdy metaphors provide a deeply appreciated, and hilarious, literary diversion."
-- Gelf Magazine, "Insolence Is Bliss," June, 2008
"Snarly, not snarky."
-- Andrew Breitbart
"A delusionally subjective, condescending blog, filled with hostile generalizations and a million exaggerations."
-- Paul Krassner, 60s counter-culture icon
"You're the Antichrist."
-- Mary Elizabeth Williams, Salon.com
"It is truly sad that someone like Mr. Pazienza has a public forum to express his views. In a more civilized time he would, at best, be confined to an institution for the criminally insane or, at the very least, marginalized from civilized society."
-- Huffington Post commenter "Pharmacan," October, 2010
14 comments:
How am I supposed to sleep now?
Frankly, the MJH Re-Animatorish pic was less disturbing.
what no breast feeding? what a heartless BEOTCH!
@Vermillion:
Hey V! ... Guess what? This ain't really for you, unless you want to be my job reference to Chez. He likes you better than me. Otherwise, I'm borrowing your camouflage to try to secretly fill out an application for someone's job here by hiding in my link shrinker: http://we8.us/m It should work, since apparently that person ain't much of a reader.
wtf DID YOU DO TO MY AVATAR CNN FAN>>@>@>@>@>>@>@>@
Dude, I am so sending you my therapy bills!
Would a foot run help?
CNNFan is fucking creepy. Watch out Alanna, he's going to end up going Patrick Bateman on you.
CNNFan: Go back to the bushes outside the preschool, I left your binoculars where you hid them, and leave Alanna A L O N E.
LOVE and CUPCAKES,
Your creeped out friend,
MPP
Chez loafing around?
(lame, yes, I know)
This will now be haunting my dreams.
Oh come ...
Is Sarah Palin the only beautiful woman who gets photoshopped around here?
Nobody accused Greg of being a creepy?
... That was supposed to be my punchline, Alanna.
Baby Trez...decent rap name.
Greg wants to make sure everyone notices that he adjusted my face to make me more retarded.
This was totally unnecessary.
I noticed that, actually. I was like he even spaced out chez's eyes to look more "Down Syndrome-y".
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