Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Labor Pain


So in the latest step in the Palin family's ongoing quest for complete celebrity pop cultural domination, Palin daughter and indignant Facebook message writer Bristol Palin will guest star in an upcoming episode of the ABC Family series The Secret Life of the American Teenager. She'll be playing -- who else? -- herself (which, for those who've been mercifully trapped under a rock in a cave for the past two years, is an unwed teen mother).

She'll befriend a character on the show who also happens to be a teen mom, no doubt offering compassion and admonition that she should've, you know, tried abstinence. Or should stay abstinent from here on out. Or something.

Hmm, now that I take a good look at Bristol -- and considering the career trajectory she's on -- I think it's obvious that there's only one inevitable outcome for her.

Behold, Bristol Palin in a year or two:

11 comments:

Alanna said...

Greg...we need your photoshopping expertise here...have at it, son.

Capt Aclow said...

Makes perfect sense, the Palins embody small town values, so their only job choices are to become famous Hollywood elites.

Leigh said...

How DARE YOU bestow such an indignity upon Snooks! At least she knows how to put a condom on properly, or at least has some small semblance of sense enough NOT to be fruitful and multiply.

Anonymous said...

What have you got against Snookie?

toastie said...

This could be the most powerful moment on television since Nancy Reagan told Arnold and Willis to "just say no".

Chez said...

And the chick can take a punch, Leigh.

Ethnic Redneck said...

Who the hell decided that what television needed was more ass-ignorant hayseeds? We already got Hannah Montana - do we really need her cousin who got knocked-up acting as a perennial guest star for the rest of eternity?

hilz said...

The ONE ABC Family show I don't work on. HUZZAH!!!!

I sincerely doubt they'd let me within a 10 mile radius of the Palin family anyway.

Fred said...

I think it needs to be known if Bristol can take a punch as well as Snookie. Maybe two.

Thomas B said...

Well Bristol IS Alaskan - isn't that the world capital of Wife-Beating?

Fred said...

Well, if anybody wants to propose Cunt Punching as an olympic sport, I'd certainly nominate Bristol, Sarah, AND Snookie to be the demonstration dummies.