So in the latest step in the Palin family's ongoing quest for complete celebrity pop cultural domination, Palin daughter and indignant Facebook message writer Bristol Palin will guest star in an upcoming episode of the ABC Family series The Secret Life of the American Teenager. She'll be playing -- who else? -- herself (which, for those who've been mercifully trapped under a rock in a cave for the past two years, is an unwed teen mother).
She'll befriend a character on the show who also happens to be a teen mom, no doubt offering compassion and admonition that she should've, you know, tried abstinence. Or should stay abstinent from here on out. Or something.
Hmm, now that I take a good look at Bristol -- and considering the career trajectory she's on -- I think it's obvious that there's only one inevitable outcome for her.
Behold, Bristol Palin in a year or two: