Friday, February 26, 2010

He's Weir, He's Queer, Get Used To It



You'd have to be in a persistent vegetative state not to be able to figure out that Johnny Weir couldn't be gayer if he skated with a penis stuffed in his mouth. In fact, I'm pretty sure part of the reason he's so graceful is that he's actually floating about three inches above the ice.

But is he too gay for figure skating?

Bryan Safi takes a look, in the funniest thing you'll see all day.

5 comments:

kanye said...

Paging Josie Cotton.

Robo said...

"...Johnny Weir couldn't be gayer if he skated with a penis stuffed in his mouth."

Fucking Classic! +1,000 points to you sir!

Chez said...

Kanye, I think the answer to Josie's musical question is, "Oh yes!"

kanye said...

Now that I'm thinking about it, I'd forgotten how good that first album of her's is.

Stephen said...

It's gayer than competitive ass fucking...who knew?