You'd have to be in a persistent vegetative state not to be able to figure out that Johnny Weir couldn't be gayer if he skated with a penis stuffed in his mouth. In fact, I'm pretty sure part of the reason he's so graceful is that he's actually floating about three inches above the ice.
But is he too gay for figure skating?
Bryan Safi takes a look, in the funniest thing you'll see all day.
Friday, February 26, 2010
He's Weir, He's Queer, Get Used To It
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Paging Josie Cotton.
"...Johnny Weir couldn't be gayer if he skated with a penis stuffed in his mouth."
Fucking Classic! +1,000 points to you sir!
Kanye, I think the answer to Josie's musical question is, "Oh yes!"
Now that I'm thinking about it, I'd forgotten how good that first album of her's is.
It's gayer than competitive ass fucking...who knew?
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