I don't know if this has ever been commented on before but you, sir, are a master of the pun. I like all puns, witty or groan inducing. Well done on that one.
I think this is what the PR girl meant by getting your "ring appraised."Damn, did you miss out on that one.
He went to Jared. She went down on him.
And yeah, now we know exactly what that ring was worth: One really hot public blow job.
see, that's how appraisers should do it and that is how diamond salesfolk should sell it. "This diamond is 4.5 carats and worth, oh, 325 blow jobs, 20 of those public"...SOLD!
Seeing as he apparently dropped a million dollars for that rock, she's taking it pretty well.
A million dollar ring? Jesus, this guy makes Spitzer look like a coupon clipper.Ha! My word verification is: poonici.
I'm too classy to say LOL, so I'll just say hahahaaaahaahahahahahahaaa..........hahahahaaaahhaaahaa, *deep breath* hahahahahahahahahahahaha.That's unfortunate.
Ha! Ha, ha!!! God Bless Your Soul Alanna! Thanks for arousing me ☺♂ (to laughter) with your sexy good sense of humour!Wouldn't fellatio come to about $3,077 each (a million bucks divided by 325)?_______________________________________________NOTE: These comments are meant, to provoke laughter and provide amusement, not at all meant to be rude.
That is the mother of all shit-eating grins. Not that I blame him. Not one bit.
Marry her, sir. Marry h--er... wait.
Aww, no picture's of Hillary's muff?Well, at least he's happy with sloppy seconds. Seriously, how stupid are they? So, the question on eveyone's mind is, did she swallow?
Really? That's the question on everyone's mind?
Really. Or am I just messed up?I'm messed up, but so is everyone else. They just don't admit it.
So is Aaron Carter upset he didn't get some of that?
That's the wholesome Hillary Duff? Wow must be the first time she did that. Could be she just tripped and fell landing there and it's just all a big misunderstanding.Hope he enjoys it because once they get married that'll be the end of that!!
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