Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Everybody's a Critic
For sheer, unmitigated nonsense -- I mean the kind of self-parodic horseshit that just leaves you speechless -- nothing tops my new BFF Andrew Breitbart's "Big Hollywood" site. The entire place is one admittedly impressive factory of paranoid reactionary crap.
Case in point: a piece published there a couple of days ago that calls on Roger Ebert to retract a tweet he posted that reads, "I'm reminded the term Teabaggers is pornographic. Didn't know that until MSM told me. Let's face it, the Baggers own it now."
It's the kind of thing any sane individual would let slide, right? Especially considering that Ebert basically has one foot in the grave. Well, not the fucking lunatics over at Big Hollywood; they actually took the time to scour Ebert's past movie reviews to prove that he does in fact know what the term Tea Bagger means and has known for awhile. Gotcha, Thumby! Suck on that!
If you can make it through this without busting up laughing, you've got a stronger constitution than I do. The same if you can make it through the comment section without wanting to take a 2x4 to somebody.
Big Hollywood: Retraction Request: Roger Ebert/2.15.10
Breitbart's Big Hollywood: Keeping the right wing meme safe from dying cancer patients.