Monday, February 22, 2010

Bland Ambition

Clear your schedule, everybody. The guest list has been revealed for next week's triumphant return of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.

And who will Jay be welcoming?

Olympic athletes Apolo Ohno, Shaun White and Lindsey Vonn, country star Brad Paisley, the cast of Jersey Shore and -- Sarah Palin.

Truly, the best man won in the battle between Leno and Conan.

Fuck you, NBC. Just fuck you.


Riles said...

...and absolutely none of the interviews will be interesting, revealing or entertaining. Just like the good ol' days.

Eric said...

Oh, c'mon, Riles! I'm sure Palin will manage to say something crazy that will be entertaining! Especially if she has sweaty palms before the show!

littlebitoffiesty said...

hahahahaha sweaty palms! hahahahaha

Oh wait a sec, Jay... my notes are smeared...


NoxiousNan said...

This actually makes sense. Polls indicate viewers are decidely pro-Conan, and NBC probably thought (probably correctly) that nobody would watch. Palin will at least bring the teabaggers.