Clear your schedule, everybody. The guest list has been revealed for next week's triumphant return of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.
And who will Jay be welcoming?
Olympic athletes Apolo Ohno, Shaun White and Lindsey Vonn, country star Brad Paisley, the cast of Jersey Shore and -- Sarah Palin.
Truly, the best man won in the battle between Leno and Conan.
Fuck you, NBC. Just fuck you.