"You know what's good for tarnish, a mixture of vinegar and ammonia. That'll bring it right back."
-- Jay Leno, when asked whether he felt his image had been tarnished by the late night battle that saw the exit of Conan O'Brien from The Tonight Show, and proving that, truly, the funniest man came out on top in this whole thing
"Spectacular failure has been the wind beneath his wings."
-- Nancy Franklin of the New Yorker on NBC Universal CEO and Boy Wonder Jeff Zucker