Friday, January 15, 2010

Quote of the Day


"Snooki is still out there. Like the Chupacabra if it hungered only for calzones."

-- TheSuperficial.com, referring of course to Jersey Shore's own elfin human punching bag

5 comments:

nancy said...

Dammit, this little skank pisses me off. I've called my daughter Snookie as a pet name since she was tiny, and now I'll have to stop, just 'cause of this undersized overinflated reality whore. sheesh.

MrWonkles said...

Hey! Calzones are good.

Jeremy said...

Is it just me that gets annoyed with chupacabra. Its chupacabraS. "Sucker of goats" plural, not the singular goat that chupacabra implies.

Because you just know Snooki has sucked more than one goat in her day.

Ace Hare said...

I think that it is altogether nota bad thing that she got punched because the joke is on us, because... SHE'S A MAN, BABY... Check out that barely waxed upper lip, her 5 o'clock shadow is more than I can grow... So, as a girl, she is tettering on revolting, but as a shemale? Not bad, really.

Anonymous said...

I can't hate her. I think she's more sad than anything. Hating her is like hating a deaf clown.