Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Project Office Mayhem


Your assignment, as usual: Quietly put the following link up on every computer in your office, then crank all the speakers to full volume.

Mischief points: 20,498,099 (since this will immediately cause your server to become self-aware)

On August 29th, 1997...

4 comments:

CNNfan said...

Chez, You are doing a totally awesome job on this blog!

Thanks for playing along and letting me have fun here.

To be perfectly honest, my server is already self-aware. Here is credible, factual, independently verifiable proof that my 8pla.net self-aware webserver officially joined the facebook platform:

http://apps.facebook.com/eight-pla-dot-net

The first forumbot of her kind, she is very likely the only fembot to ever join facebook.

In 2008, I was an international Preliminary Phase Judge for the 18th Annual Loebner Prize for Artificial Intelligence held at the University of Reading, Reading, UK.

http://www.loebner.net/Prizef/2008_Contest/loebner-prize-2008.html

Do a search on this page for: "Thomas Joyce".

I reported to Professor Kevin Warwick, Director of Cybernetics, who is a reporter for CNN. So don't think for a microsecond that I was not shocked by CNN's decision to cut its science, technology and environment unit.

Rory said...

I love that you visit ytmnd.com Chez. So do I, and great minds think alike!

kanye said...

Listen, and understand. That sperminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop ass fucking you, ever, until you are dead. ~Kyle Greese

Sheriff Bart said...

That ytmnd.com is one funny fella.