Monday, January 25, 2010

Picture of the Week (And It's Only Monday)


Over the weekend, child star turned adult object lesson Gary Coleman was arrested in Utah on a domestic violence charge. Admittedly, when I first heard about it I chuckled, wondering just how much imminent danger a punch to the thighs can put someone in.

But now that I see this mugshot and understand Coleman's true nature, I think it's important that we not only keep him locked up -- we also need to immediately douse him in holy water and stab him through the heart with the seven Daggers of Megiddo. Mister Drummond obviously should've done this a long time ago.

Damn, don't mess with this motherfucker in prison. G-Col will cut you good.

13 comments:

ntx said...

Coleman entertained the booking officers with his "Scary Yoda" impersonation.

Vermillion said...

And yet Webster? Not a whiff of trouble.

I'm just sayin'.

hecubus said...

he seems to be a pretty tough customer considering all of the fights hes gotten into in recent years, so I'm still trying to figure out why he was so scared of "the gooch"

Chez said...

Know why you haven't heard from either the Gooch or Webster in years?

G-Col fucked those niggaz UP.

Le Penseur said...

G-Col knows that a real playa don't take any kind of shit from a bitch. The law might be playa-hatin', but I'm most definitely congratulatin'. Chuuuuuuch!!

Big Tuna said...

He still has no idea what Willis was talking about.

Thomas B said...

"G-Col Will Cut You Good." Goddamn, that would make a fuckin' great song title!

As for Webster, I always thought Michael Jackson bought him.

Alanna said...

Gary, are you ok? Gary, are you ok? are you ok, Gary?

Such a smooth criminal.

Le Penseur said...

G-Col looks ready to "knock a nigga dick-string loose". (Apparently this is Arkansas-speak for fucking somebody up. I heard this particular gem after Brett Favre took a particularly hard hit in yesterday's game. I hope his dick-string is ok.)

kanye said...

"I'll bite your kneecaps off!"

Alanna said...

that's one crazy-eyed killah. I wish Larry David could have him on the show.

Anonymous said...

Is the object of the domestic violence a man or a woman? Just askin' cause all guys on TV are gay, right?

RottweilerTOM said...

he should of been a preacher in L.A. and railed against gay marriage - at least he would be well-off