That's so effed up.
Truly, "the host with the most, baby!"
"Tastes Like Jesus With No Bloody Aftertaste""These little beauties are perfect for the dieter. One can only eat so many carrot and celery sticks before one screams. How better to spruce up the blandness than the crunchy goodness of Jesus? Jesus is good with fat-free dips, as the base for cucumber sandwiches (especially with lemon salt) and out of this world on salads! I mean, do you have any idea how many calories croutons have? But not Jesus. Oh, no. He's fat and virtually calorie free."The reviews are pure gold.
What's scarier: the Astroglide or the "Monster" extension cord on the next page of suggestions? A higher power indeed.
Needs Jeez Whiz.
Jesus goes down (or up, depending on personal preferences) smoother with some Astroglide, that's what I always say...
Hilarious! I have all of the guys up here dying of laughter with this. Just shared that to my Facebook too because that's just too genius not to share.
I think you're missing the bigger point: The priests who opt to use lube are the good ones.
i also enjoyed that if you scroll to the side, the Wii Dancing Mat was also listed...
The Wii dance mat is pretty good, too.
Suffer the little children come unto me...
Come onto me.
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