"It's kind of funny, you know, celebrities usually go on Oprah with these intense, serious interviews to get support from the public after they had sex with their father or married Bobby Brown or something. Jay Leno went on because they gave him The Tonight Show back. So please, keep him in your prayers."
-- Jimmy Kimmel
The Huffington Post: Leno on Oprah: Is Jay Leno Permanently Damaged by Tonight Show Battle?/1.28.10
Update, 11:38am: This is great. My favorite thing about it, oddly? The flagrant, gleaming American flag pin.
*Because it's Friday and I'm all about hassle-free content.