Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Bonus Quote of the Day


"I want a chastity belt on this man. I want his every move watched in Washington. I don't trust this guy. This one could end with a dead intern. I'm just saying. It could end with a dead intern."

-- Glenn Beck on Scott Brown, apparently appalled that Brown would pimp his two daughters on national television

Gotta give Beck credit. He's equal opportunity crazy.

16 comments:

Kevin M. Hagerman said...

I don't know how old his daughters are, but after looking at that photo I should find out before I say anything else.

em said...

So...a medieval-era device reference and a nod to a Chandra Levy-esque event? That is totally equal-opportunity crazy.

Chez said...

Yup, Kev. They make my purity balls blue.

Zing!

Anonymous said...

Oh Glenn, they could all end with a dead intern. That's what makes politics worth covering.

Vermillion said...

Hey Kevin, as soon as you get that info, let me know?

And Chez, really. First Sasha Grey, and now this?

You wanton hussy.

Lizzy Frizzfrock said...

Oh good grief! I read an earlier blog about him pimping his daughters, but had no idea it was this bad! Yikes... and they are letting him loose in Washington! Double yikes!

Alanna said...

If you cover the head of the one on the left it could pass for a guy. Not hating...overall they are cute. One is 21 one is 19

Kevin M. Hagerman said...

"One is 21 one is 19"

Then bathe them and bring them unto me!

Broken Arrow said...

A dead intern? Is Beck alluding to that time in 1990 when.... never mind.

Anonymous said...

Joe Scarborough had a dead intern in his office and got a show on MSNBC.
Huzzah!

Mayhap that's the reference the crazy one is making :^)

em said...

Brunette was apparently on "American Idol" a few years ago. And I didn't hear the speech, but did he actually say that his daughters were "available"? I thought that sorta creepiness was saved for stage dads, a la Joe "love my daughter's tits" Simpson.

Michael J. West said...

Give Brown credit too. Let it never be said that he didn't give something back to the country that made his success possible.

Anonymous said...

Good thing they both look like real sluts as opposed to those fake ones otherwise you're Dad pimping you out would just be wrong.

Ashton said...

Chez-
Get a grip. It was a joke. You're grasping here.

Chez said...

Ashton Kutcher? Dude, I LOVE you.

Anonymous said...

In my best impersonation of Fab Mancini I would tell them..."i want you to have my baby."