Wednesday, December 09, 2009

Zero


I figured that after all the arrogant posturing, the crying like a little baby about how no one appreciates him and the bitter onstage tirades against still-relevant bands and fed-up fans, that when Billy Corgan decided to finally flame completely the hell out he'd do it in spectacular fashion.

Behold, his pop culture destiny.

The Huffington Post: Billy Corgan Dating Jessica Simpson/9.9.12

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Don't hate, you know you'd go and get sloppy (umm is it third's or fourth's).

Anonymous said...

How long do you think it will take before she dyes her hair black?

Anonymous said...

She has amazing legs. Clearly, Corgan is a leg man.

Anonymous said...

WTF? WTF??

I'm just speechless.

Chez, please have that 10 Stupidest People of 2009 post ready soon. And given an honourable mention to Corgan.

Anonymous said...

There should be some kind of law of existence that when two culturally irrelevant people touch, they disappear.

Harvey Jerkwater said...

Please, please, please, oh Gods of Unintentional Comedy, let them record a duet together.

Preferably a cover of "You Don't Send Me Flowers Anymore" or "Islands in the Stream."

Hex said...

Looks like some reality show producer's Christmas came early this year.

jon29 said...

It's not saying much, but at least Simpson is an upgrade from Tila Tequila.

Anon said...

For once I'm glad to say I have no clue who Corgan is, and nor do I care.

Stupid limelight twats.

Alanna said...

You know he is crooning "Today" in the shower while clutching himself "Crying Game" style. What a fucking joke!