Probably an Obama plot. He's in Hawaii too. Rush is going to make himself a martyr for fat white douchebags.
Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease kill this motherfucker, Satan; I will consecrate myself to your will if he should confess to sex with child prostitutes before he goes.
Rush is a disgusting person.But at least he pretends to do his homework. He clearly reads. And the way the Republican Party is going, that makes him look like a reasonable moderate. I can't believe I just wrote that.
Oh Sweet Baby Jesus, you're sick. Rush will come back even stronger because he loves God and freedom. The Lord doesn't want his gorgeous soul just yet. Just like me, Rush is on a crusade to teach this country the values that made it great.I'm praying for you Mr. Limbaugh so much so that I have a shrine in this here shed -- candles and all. You will make it. Sweet Baby Jesus will touch those tender cheeks in about 30 years -- after thousands of cigars, games of golf, Oxycontin pills and hours+hours on the air.God Bless Mr. Limbaugh, you are a great American. Your mother is smiling down upon you for all that you gave this world. You will be in her loving arms one day as well, but your crusade is far from finished.As for you, Chez: shame on you.God Bless,Bill Orvis White
I was doing my makeup this morning when I heard this. I had to stop and smile. Seriously, 2009...do your worst. Or, I guess, in this case, your best.
ROTFL!!! Thanks for the laugh!
It sickens me, reading all this glee at his imminent death. Hoping that he will die before the end of the year. Have you all no hearts? No sense of right and wrong? No decency.After all that Rush has done, I mean, really......shouldn't he suffer for a long while first?
LOL! I instantly had the exact same thought when I read the story on the news this morning.Wishing harm on this guy just isn't very Christian of us, is it?Oh well. ;-)
Well, you know, it's a known fact that Rush once raped a stray kitten while flogging an unwed, feminist mother with her own 4-year-old autistic child.So, I don't feel too bad about thinking nasty thoughts toward the man.But I'm a'gonna try and be good...
"...shouldn't he suffer for a long while first?"Damn, hadn't thought of that one. Fine. Prolong the suffering for a while. He deserves it. But whatever happens, and whenever he goes, I hope he goes into uncontrollable convulsions right before he dies, just like he was doing to make fun of Michael J. Fox. Please!
Deacon Blue: It is a trade off of Russ Limbaugh suffering a long while or missing out just by hours of providing his family with a huge windfall estate tax break. Remember inheritance taxes take a holiday in 2010. If I could choose the last American to die in 2009 I would pick Dick Cheney. Any more nominations?
"Any more nominations?"How about Cheney getting shot in a hunting accident by Sarah Palin, who then gets bitten by a wolf jumping down from a helicopter with a parachute...and then said helicopter, which was being piloted by that Balloon Kid's dad and the douches who spawned those 8 kids on that TV show, crashes to the ground?
My hope for a good end of 2009 would be that Keith Olbermann goes in for a emergency colonoscopy and in the process of finding the blockage is caused by his head has a massive coronary and becomes a drooling vegetable who mumbles "How Dare You Sir" in a dark corner of Dan Patrick's basement for the next 20 years.Da-Da-Da, Da-da-da!!
So...if Rush Limbaugh dies in Hawaii, will his listeners believe the death certificate?
em, your plan is perfect except that it fails to account for the Duggar clan.
Perhaps the chest pain will turn out to be a gerbil that thawed out in his rectum and gnawed its way to his sternum.
probably a viagra overdose. please take note, bill onanist white.
Dear Anonymous-Viagara is a right for Rush because he worked hard (you can put your indecent joke here, Deacon Blue, you far left SP) to get the health care he deserves. Bedwetters don't deserve Viagara and especially far left feminists don't deserve baby killer drugs in a gov't-controlled healh plan. Now, look who gets the last laugh: EL RUSHBO!!!!! Aha, ha, ha, ha!!!!! You "stuck on stupid" lefties!!!! He's baaaaack! Rush is OK because he put his faith in a higher power. I love Rush and now he's stronger than ever! Oh Dear Lord, you're already working miracles in this New Year! Please Dear Lord, make Hussein Nobama fail so that a Righteous Man becomes the world's new leader. I love Rush and I love you Dear Lord Almighty, King of our Universe!
Indecent joke? Me? However could you think that about me, Bill?And Bill, please note, I am not an SP. I'm a far-left CP...Christian Progressive.P.S. Bill, I've been having some lust in my pants lately thanks the to that Red-headed office manager woman on "Mad Men." What model Roto-Rooter style device do you use when you have similar problems?
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