Friday, December 18, 2009

Quote of the Day

"Four rules for having a Snooki: 1) Don't punch it in the face. 2) Don't expose it to real sunlight (tanning beds are ok). 3) Don't get it wet. 4) Under no circumstances do you feed it after midnight."

-- Huffington Post commenter Dozer255, on Jersey Shore dimwit and human punching bag Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi


Anonymous said...

Holy shit- Is that the result of genetically splicing a pig and a chimp?

em said...

Wow. After seeing her face it's pretty insulting to have her compared to anything that looks remotely like a mogwai. (Insulting towards the mogwais, of course--at least they had Gizmo).

Alanna said...

6) Do not play house music when she has more than 3 sq ft. available around her.

Im done seeing her sommersaults, handstands, backflips and high kicks for the season after last night. That's one blurred out Poughkeepsie Punani too much.

Anonymous said...

Hahaha. That's brilliant.

Still though, I'm taking large and significant bets that Snooki is going to be getting her own reality TV show. A Shot At Love 3, methinks.

Come on Cylons, where are you?

oskar said...

Snooki is still not as repulisvely trashy as Tila Tequila.

Hex said...

And the machine just keeps on rolling..

Alanna said...

Perry Farrell had it right:

"Children are innocent
A teenager's fucked up in the head
Adults are even more fucked up
And elderlies are like children
Will there be another race
To come along and take over for us?
Maybe martians could do
Better than we've done
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!"

Anonymous said...

And she thinks she's cute.

Does she know about the growth on the back of her head? Or is that to protect her from the headboard?