Bill Maher can't say that! He's white!
Tiger only eats white meat on Thanksgiving - no drumsticks, wings or thighs for him.
Maybe he'll just Kobe it up and give her a few million dollar diamond ring.
Well...it's true.Honestly, only two things bug me about this:1) If you are gonna be a man-whore, then man up and don't be in a committed relationship when you are doing it. You can put your dick in whatever hole you can legally have* (CLOONEY!), as long as you haven't promised it to one person.2) He manages to marry the twin sister of a supermodel, yet the best piece of ass he could cheat with is a dick mitten from Tool Academy? Either these chicks are lyin' their asses off, or Tiger has some shitty taste and doesn't deserve his wife. Fuck, he's like A-Rod fucking Madonna.*That negates rape and child-touching, Polanskis.
Post a Comment