Sadly, that also applies to boys, sweetie. (note to self: buy more batteries)
If only I had been as wise when I was his age.
The correspondence with Simon Edhouse is priceless. One of the funniest things I have read in weeks. Thanks for posting.
Truer words have never been spoken (not to self: buy your right hand something nice, none scented lotion perhaps)
Oh yes. I love the absolutely ridiculous things he gets away with saying, just to piss people off... like the whole bit about drowning kittens... thrown in with bits of genuine brilliance regarding the stupidity and hypocrisy of the world (the handling of the flash drive his son brought into school and the ensuing punishment is a great example). I'm sure the man is, in fact, a bit of a wanker, but he's also hilariously funny and right on many occasions.
That is some seriously funny shit.
Wow, you must look at this kid and think it's a mini me.
Wow, Dad, I think I'm in love.Can I keep him?Inara Grace
The shit Thorne pulled with McDonalds was priceless."The internet is a playground"
That kid will change his mind once he gets a taste of pussy, so to speak.
Doubtful. I've had plenty of tastes, so to speak, and I still don't trust them. Even if it did "change his mind" wouldn't that just validate his initial suspicions? Nicotine is delightful, but that just makes the fact that it's killing me all the more sinister.
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