Thursday, December 10, 2009

Caption This Shit!


The first two I came up with were, "The Obamas prepare for the traditional pardoning of the Christmas ham," and, flipping that around, "Oprah displays just some of what she'll be giving away on her upcoming 'Favorite Things' show."

Have at it, kids. Remember, extra points for tastelessness.

35 comments:

Donal said...

"I'm Oprah, dammit!"

Anonymous said...

Oprah show off new underlings. US to be renamed "Oprahland".

Brian from Drexel Hill, PA said...

President Obama is delighted to find himself with two broads Tiger Woods has not banged. Yet.

Garth said...

Somewhere Strom Thurmond is rolling over in his grave, albeit with an erection.

Brian from Drexel Hill, PA said...

Oprah Winfrey found herself between Barack and a hard face.

Chez said...

Tiger ain't going near those two, Brian. Do I need to point out why?

Chez said...

I wonder if, in the proud tradition of Bennifer and Brangelina, the press will start calling these three "Oprama."

Brian from Drexel Hill, PA said...

Could it be because neither of work at Perkins?

Brian from Drexel Hill, PA said...

Thankfully, the Obamas escaped injury when, moments after this photograph was taken, Oprah's Spanx exploded.

Gran Jefe said...

I made it Rain at Club Rolex

Anon said...

Barack may be smiling like a loon, but what he doesn't know is that Michelle's got his wallet, and Oprah has a helicopter on standby for a shopping spree in Chicago's downtown.

motheralex said...

"Um, who is this again? I mean, we already had all that shit about party-crashers..."

Michael said...

Thanks for killing the public option, now from my seat of power I can deploy Opera health care to the masses!
YOU GET COVERAGE
AND YOU GET COVERAGE
LOOK UNDER YOUR SEAT, EVERYONE GETS COVERAGE!!!

Ernesto said...

Pictured from left to right, Gary, Minge, and Oprah Winfrey. (I had difficulty deciding the order of Minge & Gary.)

Ernesto said...

On set of A Blaffair to Rememblack 2: The Reckoning.

kanye said...

"Oh-lee-o-lay-dee, o-lay-dee-I-oh
I'm Hardrock! I'm Coco! I'm Joe!"

Vermillion said...

The First Couple celebrating the birth of The One True God. Who came from Chicago to join them.

Jester said...

"My name is Oprah Winfrey and I AM the Presiden--"

"No, you're not."

"Shut up, Ears. I put you in this house, and I can take you out."

Katstrate said...

I can't think of a caption, I just want confirmation that that IS the bottom of his tie poking out. Right?!!

Julius_Goat said...

She's got a hand on two of her Favorite Things® right now.

Alanna said...

Media's favorite Ho, Ho, Ho.

Anonymous said...

Master of Disguise Michaele Salahi manages to get another picture taken with the Obamas.

Anonymous said...

Gee, she's short & fat!

Anonymous said...

Yo Oprah, I'm happy for you and all, and imma let you finish, but the gate crashers had the best picture with the president of all time. OF ALL TIME.

-Russ

Liz in Austin said...

...which just goes to prove why Germans love David Hasselhoff.

Liz in Austin said...

Yes ma'am, Massah Oprah! We's good house folks. Thank ya for lettin' us take a pikshur withcha. Come on back now, ya hear?


(Tastefully going for the tasteless points.)

littlebitoffiesty said...

FLOTUS, POTUS, AND OTUS! Oh, my!

Le Penseur said...

The president was all smiles after his proposal that Oprah should join the First Couple for a "Bedroom Summit" was met with enthusiastic approval by all parties involved.

Anonymous said...

What Oprah's giving away, the Obama's can't afford not to pay the taxes on.

firedmyass said...

Thanks... I've just found my Christmas card for all my racist relatives.

Alanna said...

Rosa Parks wondered why 3 seats were empty at the back of the bus.

Jason said...

1. Obama Panders to the Left
2. Hey, Tiger: "Step Ya Game Up!"
3. Obama Mum On New Stealth Operation

Master Mahan said...

Looks like the President is getting a three-way with Michelle and Barack.

Amanda said...

/shaking her head.

So undeserved. Sarah Palin? Sure. Perez Hilton? Most definitely. The woman who just hosted a show introducing (to a lot of her audience) the reality of sexual slavery? Not so much.

Bunche said...

The HNIC prepares to get it on with Blackface Sigourney Weaver (L) and a de-ageified Della Reese (R).

(Please don't tell me no one else out there thinks Michelle looks like a melanin-infused Ellen Ripley...)