"Still Standing proves that (Carrie Prejean is) more than just a pretty face – she’s a strong woman of admirable religious, political, and moral substance, and she’s one of the leaders in a new movement championing conservative women everywhere."
-- From the publisher of what was supposed to be ex-Miss California Carrie Prejean's forthcoming book, Still Standing: The Untold Story of My Fight Against Gossip, Hate, and Political Attacks
NY Daily News: XXX Sex Tape Forces Former Miss California To Drop Lawsuit/11.5.09
My favorite part of this story is that TMZ apparently sat on this tape for months, just waiting for the right time to use it to bust Prejean like a piñata. I used to work closely with Harvey Levin in L.A. years ago; I can just see him doing the happy Snoopy dance around his office this morning.
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I said it then, and I'll say it again.
Although I'm not partial to blondes, I've always thought Prejean is smoking hot. I would gladly fill her full of The Lord.
Yes that's what I call my penis.
The fact that this ignorant/hypocritical cunt had her fun bags blown out from under her is just such perfect karma. The irrelevant mouth breathing whore will undoubtedly end up in a third rate porn mag within a few years.
Karma! Love the pinata metaphor.
Think there's a typo in there, Votar. Did you mean "lord" or "load?"
Hmmm, an ill-advised sexual fling with a hot blonde with very little in the way of self-esteem, morals, or brains?
In the words of Willard Scott: "Girl Scout Cookie Time!"
jism
"Think there's a typo in there, Votar. Did you mean "lord" or "load?""
Depends on how you say it. Give it that ol' time accent.
"Have yew herd the werd of the load?"
Awwww, it couldn't have happened to a nicer girl.
I can see it now: Vivid Pictures presents our newest starlet, Carrie Precum.
I can't believe you all are missing what's important here. If I'm not mistaken, the video is of her beating her meat. It's obviously championing a movement (repeatedly, YES right there - don't stop!) against pre-marital sex. What could BE more conservative than that???
Besides doing crystal meth with a prostitute, of course.
I wasn't aware that women had meat to beat. Then again, I failed sex ed in school.
"Stroll the hole", maybe?
"championing conservative women everywhere"
Yet another reason as to why I'm glad I'm not a conservative woman...
"If I'm not mistaken, the video is of her beating her meat"
Hmm. I'm guessing 'roast beef curtains' also means meat, right?
This is fantastic. Chez, that last line about the Snoopy dance made me laugh so hard that my co-workers stared.
SteveR -- accent...well played!
Gloss the moss?
Pitch the curve?
Ram(m) the Stein?
I worked for Harvey, too, and the Snoopy Dance comment is SO dead on. He's probably blowing himself as we speak.
So let me get this straight, Chez. You know Levin. Levin has access to a Carrie Prejean sex tape.
Why are we not, at this very moment, watching a Carrie Prejean sex tape?
This is an outrage.
And, Clowny and Ninja, I believe the proper term is "Finger blasting the meat curtains."
Tapping the spam castanets.
Miss Values Voter was simply -
Primin' the Hymen
I object to a masturbation video being designated triple X. It's not triple X if no one ends up getting splattered with jism.
It is if she's jack-hammering herself with a plug-in device called "The Violator."
Carrie Prejean self-jackhammering with "The Violator" is most certainly not XXX.
It's art.
Now there's a mental image that's sure to get the old jism flowing.
Link, please
Give her a few years in the porn biz- She'll be jack-hammering herself with a 2 Liter soda bottle. It's already a give that it'll not only fit in her mouth, but also between her ears.
Is that the one with the pistol grip and racing stripes?
What is it with celebrities (and I use that word advisedly in this case) taping themselves fucking? Are you such a narcissist that you must watch yourself doing EVERYTHING? Jerk off on a mirror if you must, but for fuck's sake, quit letting your sex tapes fall into the wrong hands.
See, I fucking told you she could suck a mean dick!
http://www.deusexmalcontent.com/2009/05/californication.html
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