Thursday, November 26, 2009

Quote of the Day (Thanksgiving Edition)


"When I drive past a house during the holidays, and I see the smoke billowing out of a fireplace, I know, that inside that house, on that kitchen table, there's a turkey carcass, open-winged, open-legged, its body ripped apart and eaten by the entire family. If that turkey could talk, its last words would probably be, 'I'll see you all in hell!!'"

-- Bob Saget

The Huffington Post: Bob Saget: Why I Love Thanksgiving/11.20.09

(He even manages to make it through an entire essay without using the word "cock" once.)

2 comments:

Benoît from Ottawa said...

Ya, and eating yogurt is committing genocide.

(So is rincing your mouth with Listerine.)

Good sense: gone with the wind

Anonymous said...

Now there's someone who both loves and has no idea how to properly use a comma.