Thursday, November 26, 2009

Quote of the Day (Thanksgiving Edition)

"When I drive past a house during the holidays, and I see the smoke billowing out of a fireplace, I know, that inside that house, on that kitchen table, there's a turkey carcass, open-winged, open-legged, its body ripped apart and eaten by the entire family. If that turkey could talk, its last words would probably be, 'I'll see you all in hell!!'"

-- Bob Saget

The Huffington Post: Bob Saget: Why I Love Thanksgiving/11.20.09

(He even manages to make it through an entire essay without using the word "cock" once.)


Benoît from Ottawa said...

Ya, and eating yogurt is committing genocide.

(So is rincing your mouth with Listerine.)

Good sense: gone with the wind

Anonymous said...

Now there's someone who both loves and has no idea how to properly use a comma.