I'm a veteran network news producer and manager, a regular contributor to the Huffington Post and the Daily Banter, and a writer who's been featured in the New York Observer and the Village Voice. I'm also the author of a book called Dead Star Twilight and the founder of DXM Media, a firm specializing in television production as well as social media strategies and consulting. On top of all that nonsense, I'm the co-host of "The Bubble Genius Bob & Chez Show" podcast and radio show with Bob Cesca. To find out more about me and/or throw money at me, go here. You can contact me at deusexmalcontent@gmail.com or chez@dxmmedia.com
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Mama Cass not so fortunate. Film at 11.
And after Pauladeen tooketh Ham to her face, she tooketh Shem on the chin and Japheth squareth in the eye.
And Noah's heart was heavy, and Noah sighed.
And Noah gathered his boatbuilding tools.
And Noah stood before the people and spake, "Best get to ark-buildin', you heathens...I know me a great flood when I seeth me one."
And the people of Foodnetworkalon mocked Noah and said, "Speaketh not to us of labor and toil; We hear you not, old fool."
And the people of Foodnetworkalon bukkaked Pauladeen, and ate foods of the deep fryer.
And Pauladeen accepted their offerings, and smiled. And dripped.
And gurgled.
And Noah poured himself a drink.
And the Lord vomited.
--Genesis:The Untold Story
**...takes clown hat off of head, gives it reverently to kanye...**
Sir, I am not worthy.
And gurgled.
I will never sleep again.
Would that it were a salami...
Can't sleep, Vermillion? Try repeating this: Gurgle, Gurgle said the turkey, soon will be Thanksgiving Day...
So much for Thursday. :)
Votar...thanks, man.
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