Favorite conversation from last night's "Howl" Fundraiser Costume Ball, at the Sky Lobby in the Bank of America Tower, Downtown Miami:
Me: Okay, I'll give you ten bucks if during the evening you can slip the word "jism" randomly into conversation with strangers ten times.
Votar: You mean, like, "That's a beautiful costume -- really gorgeous. And I love the way it brings out the jism in your eyes"?
Me: Yup.
Votar: I'll take that action.
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Where the Juvenile Things Are
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Did you have to pay up?
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Ha! Obviously your friend shares some of your own traits...
Fun party. I woke up with a numbered dog biscuit in my pocket.
I don't remember, did anyone ever explain what those were for?
p.s., jism
This is exactly why you need a "Like" button, similar to facebook. I have nothing to contribute, but that post was fantastic.
As gifted as votar is, slipping jism into a conversation without anyone detecting that jism was being slipped into the chat, with jism being such an uncommon word, is unlikely to go unnoticed by a number people who regard jism as a word which does not remind them of other words similar to jism while there are those who are familiar with Jism in Bollywood, where Jism films may have a Jism sound track and Jism music, with a storyline all about Jism.
the problem with jizz in your eyes is that it can cause conjunctivitis.
I mentioned this to bet to my VP at the Halloween party last night, and he immediately slipped it into the next 5 minutes of conversation without even trying. Because that's the kind of company I work for.
When will the pictures of your Halloween costume be posted?
Cool Jack-o'-lantern. The yellowy candlelight well-serves the pumpkin's natural orangism.
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