My god Chez, your daughter is adorable. If I weren't such a miserable bastard I'd want one for myself. Take all the days off you want if it's for her, I don't know how anyone could blame you.
Thanks for sharing that. Just know that, when she's old enough (15 or so) she'll have "Aunties" and "Uncles" all over the world ready and willing to lead her astray!
I am usually and shamelessly just a lurker here, who loves to stop by and read your thoughts. I just had to break my silence to tell you how very happy that little video of your Inara has made me today. I miss my kids being that small. Bless her and you...
Two generations of children in my family have had sing alongs to 'Jelly Man Kelly' courtesy of a Sesame Street tape that gets much airplay in my mom's house. There's something about watching a baby sing along emphatically that warms my cold black heart.
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My god Chez, your daughter is adorable. If I weren't such a miserable bastard I'd want one for myself. Take all the days off you want if it's for her, I don't know how anyone could blame you.
Adorable :-)
It's time for baby karaoke!
Best reason I can think of for taking a day off. Been too long since you posted a pic. Thanks.
She's SO gorgeous!
Take off all the time you need for her, man :)
I see what you're up to...already trying to turn her into the next Mylie Cyrus or Britney Spears.
Enjoy the little girl unit, sir...
Enjoy the time off!
I see a punk rock star à la Karen O or Brody Dalle in the making.
Elle est magnifique.
She's teething! Brings back memories of my two girls.
Thanks for sharing that. Just know that, when she's old enough (15 or so) she'll have "Aunties" and "Uncles" all over the world ready and willing to lead her astray!
Awesome; that can't even begin to compare with wasting time on the internet.
Play Salieri.
Was that Raffi? Soooo coool.
I am usually and shamelessly just a lurker here, who loves to stop by and read your thoughts. I just had to break my silence to tell you how very happy that little video of your Inara has made me today. I miss my kids being that small. Bless her and you...
Two generations of children in my family have had sing alongs to 'Jelly Man Kelly' courtesy of a Sesame Street tape that gets much airplay in my mom's house. There's something about watching a baby sing along emphatically that warms my cold black heart.
You should post this on her blog! It hasn't been added to in quite a while!
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