Friday, October 23, 2009

Quote of the Week (Now With 90% More Nausea!)


"My relationship with Orly is definitely a problem in my life. She's crazy. She's a bitch... But really and truly, Orly's better in bed than 99% of the much younger girls I've ever met: you name it, hotter, hornier, wetter, tighter, more of a nympho than I've ever met in fact. Her only limitation is on kinkiness: she won't even bite or let me bite her."

-- From what's reported to be a signed affidavit from Lucas Daniel Smith, Birther Queen Orly Taitz's "star witness" in her California civil suit against Barack Obama, who alleges that Taitz asked him to lie under oath about a supposed Obama Kenyan birth certificate; the above quote allegedly details a conversation Smith had with Taitz's fellow birther lawyer Charles Lincoln, who claims to have had a torrid affair with Taitz

This entire document is available to read and download at Scribd. The problem of course is that no one's sure if it's completely legit. On the one hand, according to the source who sent it to me, the legal language and format is flawless; on the other, it doesn't appear to have actually been filed in court.

The interesting thing, though: Sure it sounds freaking nuts, but would you really doubt any specific brand of batshit crazy from Orly Taitz and the Birthers anymore?

Either way, it's entertaining as hell.

(h/t Alert Reader Holly)

(Update: A few minutes ago I was contacted by "Lucas Smith" -- qualified because I can't confirm the actual identity, only that this person appears to be the same Lucas Smith referenced in the Daily Kos article. He claims that the document is in fact for real and that it was filed with the court clerk in Santa Ana, California two days ago, on the 21st. Whoever this person is, he has a legitimate history online and wants to be taken seriously.)

14 comments:

Gabrielle said...

Dude. This is the kind of post that makes me think the Puritans were right.

And I am French.

(Also, now involuntarily bulemic.)

Matt Osborne said...

I can't see or hear mention of her without thinking of the O RLY? owl.

Tracer Bullet said...

Chez, you have posted some insane fucked up things on this site before, but this . . . How could you? I mean . . . how could you?

TK said...

::dies inside::

Michael said...

The best part of the whole PDF:
"It was at that point that I told Orly I was done working with her. I'd had enough of her lies and crooked traits that she'd probably inherited from her Soviet upbringing."

Nothing like jingoism in legal form.

Vermillion said...

Hey, she's a crazy bitch.
But she fucks so good he's on top of it.
When he dreams, he's doing her all night
Scratches all down his back to keep him right on...

I have got to stop listening to that radio station. I am losing blackness here, people!

Chris said...

I'm off to burn my eyeballs now. Thanks Chez.

Ref said...

He "wants to be taken seriously?????" He's already forfeited that in THIS fucking lifetime!

Anonymous said...

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

http://media.photobucket.com/image/what+is+seen+cannot+be+unseen/SirSunkist/what-has-been-seen.jpg?o=15

http://media.photobucket.com/image/What%20is%20seen%20cannot%20be%20unseen/faithdtoid/nintendooobooooy.jpg

VOTAR said...

What's great about this is the majesty, breadth, and splendor of the irony.

It doesn't have to be true.

It just has to be out there, in the media. If Orly takes offense, she will have to prove it's not true. Come on, Ms. Taitz, just prove it isn't true, and this will all go away...




Also, my brain just threw up into my skull.

Girl With Curious Hair said...

I must now stab my brain and wash it with bleach. Thanks, Chez.

liberal army wife said...

ok. ew. just majorly ewwwww.

The Manimal said...

I wonder what it says about me that I am now kinda curious what she would be like in the sack. It's like my dick doesn't even want me to THINK, let alone ACT rationally when it comes to sex.

Paul said...

Was the $20K fine enough? Maybe when Taitz becomes a real lawyer she will appreciate what just happened. I wonder if she is a mail order bride, just like her law degree? She is perfect reporter material for “Fake News”, where unfounded rumors and innuendo reign supreme , unlike a our US courts of law, where you need to present documented facts, not half baked lies (prepare for more failures).

When flies get too close to the lights they get burned, Taitz just got burned, thing is, like a fly she will continue, no end in sight. Poor little Birthers they are haters not debaters.

A lawyer, dentist, realtor and black belt, wow I must say a JACK of all trades master of none.