"My relationship with Orly is definitely a problem in my life. She's crazy. She's a bitch... But really and truly, Orly's better in bed than 99% of the much younger girls I've ever met: you name it, hotter, hornier, wetter, tighter, more of a nympho than I've ever met in fact. Her only limitation is on kinkiness: she won't even bite or let me bite her."
-- From what's reported to be a signed affidavit from Lucas Daniel Smith, Birther Queen Orly Taitz's "star witness" in her California civil suit against Barack Obama, who alleges that Taitz asked him to lie under oath about a supposed Obama Kenyan birth certificate; the above quote allegedly details a conversation Smith had with Taitz's fellow birther lawyer Charles Lincoln, who claims to have had a torrid affair with Taitz
This entire document is available to read and download at Scribd. The problem of course is that no one's sure if it's completely legit. On the one hand, according to the source who sent it to me, the legal language and format is flawless; on the other, it doesn't appear to have actually been filed in court.
The interesting thing, though: Sure it sounds freaking nuts, but would you really doubt any specific brand of batshit crazy from Orly Taitz and the Birthers anymore?
Either way, it's entertaining as hell.
(h/t Alert Reader Holly)
(Update: A few minutes ago I was contacted by "Lucas Smith" -- qualified because I can't confirm the actual identity, only that this person appears to be the same Lucas Smith referenced in the Daily Kos article. He claims that the document is in fact for real and that it was filed with the court clerk in Santa Ana, California two days ago, on the 21st. Whoever this person is, he has a legitimate history online and wants to be taken seriously.)