Thursday, October 29, 2009

Headline of the Week

Because it sounds like it's written exactly the way he'd say it.

The Boston Herald: Pedro Martinez Has Been Outstanding for Long Time/10.29.09

"Yes, I has been outstanding for long time."

Who's your daddy, Pedro?


VOTAR said...

Mexican Americans
don't like to just get into gang fights,
they like flowers and music and white girls named Debbie too.

Mexican Americans
are named Chata and Chella and Chima
and have a son in law named Jeff.

Mexican Americans
don't like to get up early in the morning
but they have to so they do it real slow.

Mexican Americans
love education so they go to night school
and they take Spanish and get a B.

Mexican Americans love their Nana's and their Nono's and their
Nena's and their Neno's........ Nano Nano Nena Nono!

Mexican Americans
don't like to go to the movies where the
dude has to wear contact lenses to make his blue eyes brown
cause don't it make my brown eyes blue.....

And thats all i got, how do ya like it?

Benoit from Ottawa said...

One might even raise:
outstanding in the field.

Chez said...

Pedro is the real-life Chico Escuela.

Anonymous said...

Beisbol has been bery, bery good to him.

Kevin Davis said...

Go Phillies!