"If a boy stows away in a backyard science experiment and then falls to a horrible death, reminding people of the immense responsibility and terrible anxiety of parenting, then you've got a news story.
If a backyard science experiment floats away and the kid hides in the attic, then you've got a time out."
-- ntx, reacting to the "balloon boy" story
Congratulations, ntx. You've just won a brand new Chrysler Cordoba and you can pick it up at Morty's office.