Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Headline of the Week



Jezebel: Birthers Want To See Obama's Penis/8.25.09

8 comments:

Tracer Bullet said...

As a Freeper myself, I demand that Barack Obama show me his penis. Personally. He should pull out his thick, pulsing slab of man meat and allow me to fondle, er, examine the member which is hot, so very hot, and heavy in my palm. Why, the width of it is nearly as great as my wrist. One could dare play dice across the breadth of its silky back and . . . What? I ain't gay! I'm on Free Republic!

Ben of Ontario said...

Good lord. Even if he shows them his penis, and even if it is circumcised, they still won't believe him.

"We need to see a certificate of authentic circumcision!"
or
"That scar looks like the flag of Kenya!"
or
"It's shooped!"

*sigh*

oskar said...

Beulah Ballbricker is a "birther" too?

Heather said...

Sometimes, there are just no words. None. *sigh*

LaRoach said...

Wait, I'm like a blond haired white guy from Colorado with an uncut schlong. Does that make me a mooslim turrurist? I *knew* I liked my AK-47 for a reason...

SteveR said...

Theme of the year: "You can't make this shit up."

Anonymous said...

The birthers have inadvertently brought to my attention just how many foreign-born male porn stars must be working in the United States today! We must have been outsourcing cock for decades!

The Manimal said...

The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter. -Winston Churchill