Thursday, August 27, 2009

Because Meat Is the New Bread



So KFC has created a new sandwich that features no bread -- just a couple of deep-fried chicken patties wrapped around cheese, bacon and a huge dollop of something called, nightmarishly, "Colonel's Sauce."

Hmm, a sandwich without bread.

Where have I heard this idea before?

11 comments:

Deacon Blue said...

I'm not sure if this is better or worse than the cheeseburger that used a sliced Krispie Kreme glazed donut as the bun.

And Mrs. Sanders loved her some Colonel's sauce...boy howdy!

Tommy Nauw said...

Looks like Patton Oswalt has another 5 minutes for his next album.

Sadness Pile, hold the Failure Bowl.

Chez said...

Patton's new album is amazing. Even if only for the story about him and his wife accidentally breaking up an orgy, which includes the line, "Oh look sweetie, there's goes Fucksquatch. Quick, take a blurry picture of him."

Fred said...

The person who crapped that thing out is in serious need of medical attention.

Anonymous said...

I'm only scared because of the Colonel's sauce. The rest, HELL YEAH!

idiosynchronic said...

I'm having a gall bladder attack just looking at the damn thing.

Anonymous said...

I'm actually kind of throwing up over this.

Anonymous said...

christ. no one would really bat an eye if this were to be served with a bun.

Felis Femina said...

They were talking about this on the radio at 6:30 this morning and I almost heaved up my bagel and cream cheese just thinking about it. Ladies and gentlemen, it's "The Heart Attack Chicken Sandwich".

Lex said...

I was at a Steak and Shake recently in Florida where they were advertising a cheeseburger with butter as its main topping. Just looking at the picture made my cholesterol spike.

Deacon Blue said...

Anon 6:13...

That's because if it were in a bun, it would merely be a BLT variation, with the special sauce standing in for the mayo and cheese in place of the veggies (far as I'm concerned, tomato is a veggie, no matter how many folks try to tell us it's a fruit).

I think that putting a high-calories sauce, high-cholesterol bacon and melted cheese in between two hunks of chicken that already constitute at least twice as much as a real serving size of meat...which in turn have been marinated with God knows what and FRIED...

Well, it kind of kicks things up a notch on the weird and unhealthy factor, don't you think?

Replace a bun with a bagel or toast or crumpet or even a friggin donut and you're in the same ballpark...this is a sandwich made entirely of cholesterol, which is a whole other zip code.