That brings back bad memories. I had the "privilege" of seeing David Benoit in person - the church I grew up in had him in as a guest speaker for a week way back in the late 80s. My parents bought his video series. Of course he did say that the New Kids on the Block were evil, and I suppose he may have been right about that at least. It's funny as hell to watch him now, but it's kind of scary knowing I was raised by people that took him seriously. I think our church had him come in because he was less expensive than Billy Mayo. Billy Mayo was even more ridiculous; he claimed to know just how evil rock music was because he was a failed drummer and former DJ. The best thing I remember from him was his claim that a "well known university" did a study exposing lab rats to disco music and "most of the rats went blind, and many became homosexual". I kid you not - he seriously said that.
Y'know, he may be onto something there about Kenny Loggins.What decade was this broadcast in, by the way?
That's a take-off on a famous World of Warcraft forum signature.
Has he ever seen someone hit their thumb with a hammer anywhere else in the world?Poor misguided idiot.
well it just goes to prove... simple talk for simple people.i just wish they wouldn't assume everyone else is as simple as themselves.
Teenagers everywhere bow at the cloven hooves to await the dark commands of ..Kenny Loggins?
In ancient times,Hundreds of years before the dawn of history,Lived a strange race of people, ...the druidsNo one knows who they wereOr what they were doingBut their legacy remainsHere into the living rock of StonehengeStonehenge! where the demons dwellWhere the banshees live and they do live wellStonehenge!Where a man is a man and the children dance tothe pipes of panStonehenge!Tis a magic place where the moon doth riseWith a dragon's faceStonehenge!Where the virgins lieAnd the prayer of devils fill the midnight skyAnd you my love, won't you take my handWe'll go back in time to that mystic landWhere the dew drops cry and the cats meowI will take you thereI will show you howAnd oh how they danced,the little children of StonehengeBeneath the haunted moonFor fear of daybreak may come too soonAnd where are they now,the little people of Stonehenge?And what would they say to us,if they were here tonight?
His 'proof' for JC/God is about as solid as the peanut butter argumenthttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504
Funny, I saw this on Everything is Terrible and had just been reminiscing about Hell's Bells earlier in the day.I've seen all these sorts of videos (own a copy of Bob Larson's Satanism, good reading) and can only thank them for bringing Judas Priest into my walkman, along side Amy Grant and Audio Adrenaline. The Stevie Nicks = witch is a classic - and Michael J. Fox reading "tarret" cards isn't too bad, either.
you should post more of these - they're great
Yeah. I love the tarot = carrot pronunciation!
The fact that some people might take clowns like this one seriously makes me wonder if perhaps we do deserve to be exterminated a la The Day The Earth Stood Still.What was that? Did you said people do in fact take this stuff seriously?Oh, dear!
Fucking awesome. Holy shit.
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