Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Quote of the Week Month Year


"David Letterman will rape you with his mouth!"

-- Protester outside the Ed Sullivan theater last night calling for David Letterman to be fired in the wake of the joke he made about Sarah Palin's daughter

A huge crowd of 15 whole people showed up at the protest organized by Palin supporters and aimed at getting Letterman canned. Needless to say, these people made Glenn Beck and the teabaggers look like a Mensa meeting.

You can watch the footage of the demonstration for yourself here. I guarantee you it's the funniest thing you'll see all day.*

*Unless you happen to be Trig Palin's babysitter.

(h/t Cesca and Oliver Willis)

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thunk.

Janiece Murphy said...

Needless to say, these people made Glenn Beck and the teabaggers look like a Mensa meeting.

In my experience, Mensa meetings are about on a par with the teabaggers on a good day.

Just sayin'.

Chez said...

Good point.

Anonymous said...

You raped me with your stupid.

lakelady said...

15 whole people ..hrm that must mean about 30 bodies since these folks aparently have half a brain.

Benoît from Ottawa said...

Yow. The "rape with his mouth" woman (?) is an especially scary person. Her clip-ons are eeeeeeeeevil.

Seriously, you don't need to be many to raise mob mentality. Sheesh.

L. said...

I'm just saying, I've never heard anything about Letterman's cunnilingus skills but these people sure seem to have a strong opinion. Those Palin supporters are kinkier than I thought.

Fred said...

Bristol Palin had her child out of wedlock. So she's a slut too right?

Anonymous said...

"Rape them with your mouth!!!" is my new battle cry. I'll use it at all future LARPing events, civil war re-enactments and clam bakes.

celery said...

joaquin pheonix should rap about this.

Suzy said...

LOL! You raped someone with your stupid. LOL! HAHAHA!

That was a good one.

Chez said...

I can't believe we've made it 11 comments into this thing and no one's ripped me to shreds yet for the Trig Palin crack.

I must be losing my touch.

Either that or you guys have finally figured out that nothing's beneath me and I just can't shock anymore.

Anonymous said...

It was the second one, I actually thought that was what "Thunk" was for.

I laugh at retards all day, so it did not shock me.

Hex said...

Dear Protester, like Christian Bale -- we shan't be working together again.

slouchmonkey said...

She was watching an American basketball game?

Lady, my frustration lies with your fucking stupidity. You can't even get your outrage correct. Fuck you and fuck your fucking dumb shitted-ness!

It's 11:00am, someone get me a drink.

drater said...

Chez,

Gotta give us Left Coasters a chance to catch up. I figured you were just trolling with the Trig crack, but I was going to call you on it just to recognize the effort. So consider yourself served, albeit belatedly.

Don't feel bad, it was a pretty cheap shot, but I suspect most of your regulars have built up some immunity. You need some new blood to catapult the outrage, to paraphrase ex-president W.

Benoît from Ottawa said...

Typo in "Sullivan".

Welcome.

em said...

It's not that you can't shock--it's probably that we agree.

I don't understand the sign that says "Fire New Letterman". There's a "new" Letterman, as opposed to the "regular" one? Does it come in an "extra crispy" variety as well?

The Manimal said...

Chez, if making fun of special-needs kids is what gets your rocks off, more power to ya. It takes all kinds, n'est ce pas? As for me, I'd rather just get mouth-raped by David Letterman while I slowly tighten the rope tied to my neck and genitals. RIP David Carradine.

Deacon Blue said...

I don't know, Chez...even when you mock Jesus all you can get out of me is either a chuckle or mild annoyance, depending on the circumstances.

I suppose if you were joking that someone should rape little Trig with their mouth I might have to call you on it, but as far as retard/Down syndrome jokes go, you weren't nearly mean enough to elicit outrage.

You should go talk to Imus or Letterman and get some tips, I guess. ;-)

TheReaperD said...

The problem you have Chez is that myself and I suspect many of your regular readers admire the works of people such George Carlin and Hunter Thompson. We don't just have thick skin, we have tungsten armor plating!

Trail In Progress said...

I was going to say something-but I just did a few days ago (or yesterday?), and didn't bother to go there with you again. I have a young brother with Downs, and I can promise you there's nothing funny or laughable about it.

I see it like this-I'd never surround myself or directly associate myself with people who openly ridiculed anyone with any sort of disability. If I see some sort of off-handed comment on a comedy web sight, I'm not going to call the person on it every time, if ever (yesterday was my first time saying anything to you about it in the first place).

Clay said...

I think it's the "birds of a feather" rule: I can't imagine you have regular readers who don't, to at least some degree, share your sense of humor.

(Excluding the various incarnations of Anonymous, but there's always a fuckwit like that in the mix somewhere.)

I was just gonna say that if you were trying to provoke a rise from Ms. Palin herself, despite her claim that she reads everything, I doubt the dolt can read a watch.

Lily said...

Chez, I didn't think you were making a crack about Trig, who's only a baby. However, anyone babysitting for him is certainly spending a lot of time around the Palin family, which is where the laughs would come from.

You weren't really ragging on a Downs baby, were you? *gives Chez stern look while peering over the rims of my glasses*

Nick said...

This is our country.

emphasis on the "CUNT".

kanye said...

Hope you don't mind...I'm letting someone else use my account. I think he wants to say hello.

How dare you make fun of the handicapped because the handicapped aren't really the handicapped because you're the only one who is really handicapped, Mr. Chez. Now go play this video before I kick your guinea ass straight into next week.

Warmest regards,
Corky Thacher