I was gonna make one of the many possible obvious cracks about Sarah Jessica Parker's twins being born today -- since let's face it, the woman really is such low-hanging fruit on the joke tree.
But you know something? The picture to the left is funnier on its own than anything I could've come up with.
The New York Daily News: Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick Welcome Twin Girls/6.23.09
(For the record, I'm just trying to get Matthew Broderick to punch me.)