I wish I were making this up, but, no, this really is the international ad for Burger King's new "Super Seven Incher."
In case you can't read the copy at the bottom -- just count the double-entendres:
"Fill your desire for something long, juicy and flame-grilled with the NEW BK SUPER SEVEN INCHER. Yearn for more after you taste the mind-blowing burger that comes with a single beef patty, topped with American cheese, crispy onions and the A1 Thick and Hearty Steak Sauce."
Can't wait for this campaign to dovetail into those TV commercials where the creepy "King" suddenly appears over the woman's bed at four in the morning.
Stay classy, Burger King.