Sunday, May 24, 2009

Sunday Sacrilege


"Let's put this on eBay. How much do you think we should ask for it? It could be 25 cents, could be 25 dollars. If it's only 25 cents, we're just going to eat it."

-- Dan Bell of Dallas, who, along with his wife, recently discovered a Cheeto in the shape of Jesus

I for one welcome our new cheese-flavored snack savior.

12 comments:

Graham said...

Infidels. Everyone knows that this is an image of the great prophet Mohammad.

Chez said...

But according to Islamic law, there can be no image of Mohammed.

A jihad on the Frito-Lay corporation. Allah hu'Akbar!

chenry said...

They always said he'd be back, but I didn't think it'd be in the form of a high caloric snack food.

kanye said...

Looks more like a rabbit vibrator than the son of god.

spazmodeas said...

Actually, Cheesus there doesn't look like he's praying so much as holding up a 7-11.

Mart said...

One time I was on the internet having a snack and my wife came in and caught me with Jesus dust all around my pants zipper.

Benoit from Ottawa said...

@ chenry: I dunno, but having been raised catholic, I'm not surprised that Jaysus reincarnate would have a high cheese content. Y'know?

(With feeling and verve): Genuflect, genuflect!!!

Lisa said...

Oh what a friend we have in Cheese-us!

(sorry...been waiting to use that.)

Anonymous said...

All crunchy cheetos are blasphemous. Cheetos should come in one type, and one type only. Long live the puffy cheeto!

Aconite said...

Does this mean Jesus-shaped Cheetos will replace communion wafers as the "Body of Christ" now?

C.L.J. said...

I am sure this is the real thing, because it's Gluten-Free. Only the real Jesus would appear in a snack form that everyone can enjoy, regardless of dietary restrictions.

Deacon Blue said...

I've seen another Jesus Cheeto before (aka "Cheesus")...so this must be the false Cheesus