Infidels. Everyone knows that this is an image of the great prophet Mohammad.
But according to Islamic law, there can be no image of Mohammed.A jihad on the Frito-Lay corporation. Allah hu'Akbar!
They always said he'd be back, but I didn't think it'd be in the form of a high caloric snack food.
Looks more like a rabbit vibrator than the son of god.
Actually, Cheesus there doesn't look like he's praying so much as holding up a 7-11.
One time I was on the internet having a snack and my wife came in and caught me with Jesus dust all around my pants zipper.
@ chenry: I dunno, but having been raised catholic, I'm not surprised that Jaysus reincarnate would have a high cheese content. Y'know?(With feeling and verve): Genuflect, genuflect!!!
Oh what a friend we have in Cheese-us!(sorry...been waiting to use that.)
All crunchy cheetos are blasphemous. Cheetos should come in one type, and one type only. Long live the puffy cheeto!
Does this mean Jesus-shaped Cheetos will replace communion wafers as the "Body of Christ" now?
I am sure this is the real thing, because it's Gluten-Free. Only the real Jesus would appear in a snack form that everyone can enjoy, regardless of dietary restrictions.
I've seen another Jesus Cheeto before (aka "Cheesus")...so this must be the false Cheesus
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