"Let's put this on eBay. How much do you think we should ask for it? It could be 25 cents, could be 25 dollars. If it's only 25 cents, we're just going to eat it."
-- Dan Bell of Dallas, who, along with his wife, recently discovered a Cheeto in the shape of Jesus
I for one welcome our new cheese-flavored snack savior.
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Sunday Sacrilege
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Infidels. Everyone knows that this is an image of the great prophet Mohammad.
But according to Islamic law, there can be no image of Mohammed.
A jihad on the Frito-Lay corporation. Allah hu'Akbar!
They always said he'd be back, but I didn't think it'd be in the form of a high caloric snack food.
Looks more like a rabbit vibrator than the son of god.
Actually, Cheesus there doesn't look like he's praying so much as holding up a 7-11.
One time I was on the internet having a snack and my wife came in and caught me with Jesus dust all around my pants zipper.
@ chenry: I dunno, but having been raised catholic, I'm not surprised that Jaysus reincarnate would have a high cheese content. Y'know?
(With feeling and verve): Genuflect, genuflect!!!
Oh what a friend we have in Cheese-us!
(sorry...been waiting to use that.)
All crunchy cheetos are blasphemous. Cheetos should come in one type, and one type only. Long live the puffy cheeto!
Does this mean Jesus-shaped Cheetos will replace communion wafers as the "Body of Christ" now?
I am sure this is the real thing, because it's Gluten-Free. Only the real Jesus would appear in a snack form that everyone can enjoy, regardless of dietary restrictions.
I've seen another Jesus Cheeto before (aka "Cheesus")...so this must be the false Cheesus
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