Tuesday, May 19, 2009

The Horse Deliverer


Jesus, I'd be concerned too. The woman's about to push two ponies out of her vagina.

The Huffington Post: Sarah Jessica Parker Concerned for the Safety of Her Twins' Surrogate Mother/5.19.09

7 comments:

paintedknuckle said...

Psh, haven't you seen Alien? They burst out the stomach.

Benoit from ttawa said...

Ya, hahaha (that horse-face joke is really oooooooooooold and boring), but seriously, what the fuck is wrong with some people???

SJP said "that the surrogate's telephone and computer have been hacked into, and she's received threats. (...) "She's had friends threatened and family threatened and she's had family of friends threatened."

What the fuckety fuck? Why can't people, I dunno, blow their brains out instead of darkening others' lives?

kanye said...

I believe that the technical term for that act is "exfoaliation".

countryjoe said...

Could be history in the making. In 3 years we could have the 1st twins in the Kentucky Derby.

Anonymous said...

feel sorry for you - bunch of mean spirited, bastards. Post pictures of yourselves before jumping on the bandwagon. She's not pretty, so what? Don't see her movies/shows, don't look at her pictures. It just fucking sucks to see people being cruel and thinking it's okay, because a couple other assholes go along with it. Grow up, go bully the jerk who bullied you in high school and leave this poor woman alone.

B8ovin said...

Yeah CHAZ! Why you do mean? Just because a woman decides to make her living by charade in the public eye doesn't mean she shouldn't be able to tell that public when to chilax. And don't give me some stupid kind of excuse that airing her problems on Access Hollywood or Entertainment Tonight or some other reliable news source doesn't mean she's beggaring attention. Lots of people want to threaten pregnant women, and particularly surrogates for SJP because she's that important. You going to tell me that paparazzi in Hollywood have something better to do than chase the friend of the surrogate of Sarah Jessica Parker? C'mon dude, this is IMPORTANT.

Chez said...

"This poor woman."

That's seriously the funniest thing that's been on this site in months.

Jesus, Broderick, don't you have a movie to shoot somewhere?