Thursday, May 21, 2009

Detroit Cock City


You know, all I could think about while Adam Lambert performed with Kiss last night was this.

By the way, am I the only one who kind of chuckled when he sang "me and the boys are playing" during Beth? Indeed, Adam -- indeed.

8 comments:

Sheriff Bart said...

As gay as cum on a mustache.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Sr. Wrangler said...

I'm not a fan of the show and never watch it. My wife called me in to see something and there they were. Proof positive that Gene will do anything for money or shameless self promotion. I loved it. It's been a long time since I've seen one of their live shows, but I'll be hauling the kids to a KISS show this fall.

Anthony said...

No your not. I only watched about 3 minutes of the Idol finale and I happened to catch him singing that. I really expected him to wink during that line.

winged unicorn said...

you know what always got me about kiss? one of the members claimed he had an inventory of 3x5 cards with names, descriptions, quirks, fetishes of all the girls he's ever fucked, 30,000 or so.

nice jewish boys from new york-they're all accountants at heart.

Jeremy said...

Get up...
Get down...

Jeremy said...

@ winged unicorn

I remember an interview from Fresh Air a few years back where Gene (aka Chaim Witz) sexually harassed Terri Gross and told her the only value he saw in women was as a sexual object, in between bragging about his conquest and generally being an obnoxious dick.

I'm convinced that when Gene Simmons dies, the guys cleaning out his home are going to find the world's largest collection of gay porn in a secret room hidden inside his closet.

Bill White said...

Gene Simmons-pro-America, pro-gun, pro-Israel. I love you, Gene because you speak the truth. The "Love Gun" vinyl record hangs here in my shed. My tongue is out right now trying to lick the keyboard.

janetk said...

All night, indeed. Such a wealth of wonderfully sly innuendo in two words.