Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Bulk Smash!

You know, if Jenny McCarthy happens to be around when Kirstie gets hungry, and then Oprah happens to stumble upon the scene with an elephant gun, this could really turn out well.

The Examiner: Kirstie Alley Angry Oprah Gave Talk Show to Jenny McCarthy Instead of Her/5.23.09

Related: DXM: Autism Speaks (and Speaks, and Speaks)/5.6.09


gina said...

why hasn't scientology fixed her yet? i'd think the shit ton of money she's paid them over the years could help rid her of the chubby thetans that are hiding inside of her.

also, i would like a sandwich now.

Anonymous said...

Gravy runs through Kirstie Alley's veins.

Gabby said...

For some reason, this old ad campaign has leaped into mind: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/morganzola/gfy/jennycandies.jpg

I think that sums it up.

Jeremy said...

(In the style of the tearful Britney fan)


She's just trying to bring us more joy, like she did as the replacement bossy chick on Cheers. *sob*

LEAVE KIRSTIE ALONE! You don't know what its like to be famous and connected enough to get a good personal trainer AND still be fat... it's hard!

LEAVE KIRSTIE ALLEY ALONE! *sob* *leave her alone* *sob*

Stephen said...

You go right on quoting regulations Mr. Savvik!!!!!

Anonymous said...

If you are going to mock her at least spell her name right.

Chez said...

It was a typo, but hey, while you're here Kirstie -- can I get you anything?

A pie? A box of Ho-Hos? An entire side of beef?