She's lovely...makes me nostalgic. I have a 10-yr-old (an amazing child, sweet and protective) and a 3-yr-old...who is also amazing, but in her own - VERY OWN - way. She's a handful. Second-child syndrome, is what I'm told. That, and she has a 7-yrs. older sibling...and she's SMART, crafty-smart.
From what I've seen of you and Jayne (admittedly not much) she seems to favor you quite a bit. And, thank heavens for the happy-baby-ness! Is she an only child? Because I thought I read, somewhere, about Jayne being a stepmother...and I'm guessing that would be to your kid(s)...but I'm also easily confused.
Enjoy her. This will sound so cliche, but...it really zips by. And, as far as being "that guy"...well, think of all the times you watched other people's videos, checked out photos, etc.
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Good Lord man feed that poor child!
Mine had "1 cooookie????" 7 times today. We shouldn't be allowed to be left alone with our baby girls.
Being that guy (or girl) is fun. I've showed EVERYONE the video of my one year old nephew pushing his Tonka truck around.
Adorable!
Inara is one of those kids that my girlfriend calls a "temptation baby," i.e., a baby that almost makes you want to have a baby of your own.
Almost.
There's nothing wrong with being "that" guy if your baby is adorable and you keep the clips under 30 minutes! haha
You are entitled to be that guy. Enjoy it while it lasts. My baby is eleven now and, some days, I want to run away from home.
She is so adorable, I COULD just eat her up!
With a little face like that running around your home, how could you not be that guy?
Inara's adorable. And you kept the videos quite short. Bonus points!
Why does it seem she always wants into the refridgerator?
Do you feed her?
Nope. Never. It's part of a social experiment I'm performing -- trying to create the perfect female killing machine, like in La Femme Nikita.
And it's "refrigerator," just like it says in big white lettering on the video. : )
She is soooo cute with those chubby cheeks! And I love her name!
She's lovely...makes me nostalgic. I have a 10-yr-old (an amazing child, sweet and protective) and a 3-yr-old...who is also amazing, but in her own - VERY OWN - way. She's a handful. Second-child syndrome, is what I'm told. That, and she has a 7-yrs. older sibling...and she's SMART, crafty-smart.
From what I've seen of you and Jayne (admittedly not much) she seems to favor you quite a bit. And, thank heavens for the happy-baby-ness! Is she an only child? Because I thought I read, somewhere, about Jayne being a stepmother...and I'm guessing that would be to your kid(s)...but I'm also easily confused.
Enjoy her. This will sound so cliche, but...it really zips by. And, as far as being "that guy"...well, think of all the times you watched other people's videos, checked out photos, etc.
Go for it, Bro. Mine's about to turn twenty-five. Wait 'til the first time she heads for the fridge because that's where the beer is!
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