Muldoon: They're lethal at eight months, and I do mean lethal. I've hunted most things that can hunt you, but the way these things move...Grant: Fast for a biped?
Muldoon: Cheetah speed. Fifty, sixty miles an hour if they ever got out into the open, and they're astonishing jumpers... Grant: Do they show intelligence?
Muldoon: They show extraordinary intelligence, even problem-solving. Especially the big one. We bred eight originally, but when she came in she took over the pride and killed all but two of the others. That one... when she looks at you, you can tell she's working things out....
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10 comments:
I'm having trouble reconciling how incredibly cute she is while still thinking "Hello Clarice...closer please...closer".
It should be illegal for anyone to be so utterly adorable. Those chubby cheeks are just begging to be kissed on an hourly basis.
Muldoon: They're lethal at eight months, and I do mean lethal. I've hunted most things that can hunt you, but the way these things move...Grant: Fast for a biped?
Muldoon: Cheetah speed. Fifty, sixty miles an hour if they ever got out into the open, and they're astonishing jumpers... Grant: Do they show intelligence?
Muldoon: They show extraordinary intelligence, even problem-solving. Especially the big one. We bred eight originally, but when she came in she took over the pride and killed all but two of the others. That one... when she looks at you, you can tell she's working things out....
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
One bonus of naming your daughter Inara: your youtube videos always pull up Firefly clips as related videos. :) Worth it right there.
So damn CUTE! Babies are so much fun at that stage.
Cheeks of Utter Destruction +4
I'm personally mesmerized by that upper lip. and the face smoosh into the glass was classic!
It makes my uterus hurt.
After reading your post on Inara leaving it makes my heart hurt.
Thanks a lot man.
Take care of yourself.
You got to love the quick, corner of the mouth smile when she "gets it."
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