Saturday, April 04, 2009

Quote of the Week (Honorable Mention)


""Whatever happened in America yesterday was done by our men."

-- Amusingly nebulous Taliban leader Baitullah Mehsud, claiming responsibility for the shooting in Binghamton, New York that left 14 people dead. Or maybe for Iowa's legalization of gay marriage. Or possibly for the Yankees' trouncing of the Cubs. Or what the hell, why not the fact that my coffee maker almost caught on fire while I was trying to make a second pot yesterday morning. Damn you, terrorists!

11 comments:

aaron said...

I think the Taliban just jumped the shark of being credible boogeymen. I'm sure Limbaugh will find a connection between them and Iowa.

VOTAR said...

Yeah. We did that thing.

You know, that thing that happened in that place, over there.

Whatever.

Anonymous said...

I want to know how they can make a cat puke on my bed.

Robo said...

I thought something dubious was the cause of our dog's diarrhea...

idiosynchronic said...

As a Cubs fan, I certainly blame the Taliban for our recent loss.

Anonymous said...

As a rule of thumb - the three things that should not be allowed to fuck with you in the morning: The alarm clock, the kids, and of course the coffee pot.

Alex said...

Uh oh, I just got a job yesterday....

Chez said...

Does it involve wearing a uniform that includes a strange looking vest covered in wires, ball bearings, and rat poison?

Deacon Blue said...

Good, I can blame the Taliban for my sewer line backing up last week.

Now, can I bill them the $150 it cost me to get it unclogged?

choenbone said...

fucking taliban...i knew they were sneaky, i just didn't know they managed to sneak in here in Binghamton. Oh wait, they must be working at Gander Mountain where the Voong, or Wong ,or however the psycho spells his name, purchased several guns as recently as early march.

Fucking ingenious.

Trail In Progress said...

well, Binghamton is close to Islamberg.

But I think they're actually taking responsibility for my ez-pass not working properly when I drove down to Washington Heights on Friday to sell my road bike to that med student. Sorry about that traffic jam, fastlaners.

Bastards.