""Whatever happened in America yesterday was done by our men."
-- Amusingly nebulous Taliban leader Baitullah Mehsud, claiming responsibility for the shooting in Binghamton, New York that left 14 people dead. Or maybe for Iowa's legalization of gay marriage. Or possibly for the Yankees' trouncing of the Cubs. Or what the hell, why not the fact that my coffee maker almost caught on fire while I was trying to make a second pot yesterday morning. Damn you, terrorists!