Marc Cooper calls it as he sees it in today's LA Times:
"The Web is buzzing with information about how to throw an anti-Obama Taxpayer Tea Party, something organizers hope will be held today from Santa Monica to South Carolina. But no need to burn up your bandwidth reading complicated instructions. Here's a simpler recipe:
"Go to a hobby store. Buy a scale model of a U.N. One-World-Government Black Helicopter and a tube of glue. Toss the model kit. Sniff the entire tube of glue. You're all set for the party."
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7 comments:
You can't make that stuff up.
I spit out my coke when I heard that shit on countdown last night.
Best. QotW. EVER. (Hands Down.)
Damn it, SteveR stole my line. But seriously. That's some funny shit.
Or as Peter Griffin says, "Dick Armey? Who's your wife, Vagina Coast Guard?" She should be there for some tea bagging, too!
That was classic.
Marc Cooper calls it as he sees it in today's LA Times:
"The Web is buzzing with information about how to throw an anti-Obama Taxpayer Tea Party, something organizers hope will be held today from Santa Monica to South Carolina. But no need to burn up your bandwidth reading complicated instructions. Here's a simpler recipe:
"Go to a hobby store. Buy a scale model of a U.N. One-World-Government Black Helicopter and a tube of glue. Toss the model kit. Sniff the entire tube of glue. You're all set for the party."
http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/commentary/la-oe-cooper15-2009apr15,0,3158535.story
Wow, it sure is crazy time in American politics!
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